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“Stupid people are dangerous.”

forever-classyx:

Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked.  Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want.  If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back!  It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.


fasterfood:

gay couple: swaggers around walmart

evil middle age white woman: i bite my thumb at u

young child, possibly infant: i support gay marriage

gay couple: that kid gonna get hella notes on tumblr for that real quote


gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names


*Pollen accidentally enters body*
Immune system: What the hell is that?
Pollen: Oh hey. Sorry. We got a bit lost. The wind kinda bl-
Immune system: OH GOD WE'RE UNDER ATTACK
Pollen: What?!? No! We just got lo-
Immune system: OPEN THE FLOODGATES
Pollen: The what?
Mucus membranes: Sir. All the floodgates?
Immune system: ALL OF THEM.
Pollen: Wait. Wait. You don't... Oh shi-
[Dramatic music]
Me: *Sneezes*

healiing:

Must be following healiing.tumblr.com to enter!!

healiing:

Must be following healiing.tumblr.com to enter!!


getoffmybloghoe:

when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just image


tavrissexual:

calm your shit barbie not everyone has white privilege like you do


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